"Una es más auténtica cuanto más se parece a lo que ha soñado de si misma." - La Agrado Todo Sobre Mi Madre
i have a face. mrap.
shit i like
marvel. mark waid. adventure time. dr who. pretty little liars. the vampire diaries. dexter. grey's anatomy. the hunger games. anchors. the ocean. 90's. alice. zombies. the it crowd. the office. parks & rec. community. final fantasy. college. education. and, yknow, everything else in the universe.
friendly reminder that one time i was watching one of my friends play amnesia: the dark descent and i got too scared so i turned off the music and started playing backstreet boys instead and the song “everybody” came on and at the line “backstreet’s back ALL RIGHT” the monster buSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND I SCREAMED LIKE A 2-YEAR-OLD
The other night I was skyping with my brother in Japan and I was stressing out about adulthood as most people my age do. Then he gave me the best advice a nerdy little kid like me could ask for, he said “Izzy, you’ve got to go out and work for things, like in World of Warcraft. Do missions, complete quests, conquer those dungeons. Get that sword, kill those dragons. Even the big scary ones, those drop the most gold.” So I thought I’d illustrate myself living out this quote, kind of as a reminder that I’m always equipped to handle any situation, I can conquer any dungeon, and slay any dragon.
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).