"Una es más auténtica cuanto más se parece a lo que ha soñado de si misma." - La Agrado Todo Sobre Mi Madre
i have a face. mrap.
shit i like
marvel. mark waid. adventure time. dr who. pretty little liars. the vampire diaries. dexter. grey's anatomy. the hunger games. anchors. the ocean. 90's. alice. zombies. the it crowd. the office. parks & rec. community. final fantasy. college. education. and, yknow, everything else in the universe.
I love when you find out somebody’s personality secret… like the secret reason why they act the way that they do. for example, Thomas is aggressive towards women to overcompensate for his tiny penis and balloon fetish. Bridget is overly-social because she is actually being piloted by a small brain slug. Gregor is shy because he is a figment of your imagination. I love Psychology.
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it